NewsFlash Khloes Dad didnt die today






Fans and otherwise flooded Khloe Kardashian with condolences after OJ Simpson passed away April 11th.



 Rumors have gone wild for years that's Koko is not actually a Kardashian. It's well known that Kris was handing it out like a Costco sample in the 80s when she was born. The 3rd of Kris Jenners famous children. For years observers have noticed “one of these things is not like the other” and unfortunately for Kris Jenners nearest and dearest neighbor that person is Khloe ALEXANDRIA Kardashian. 


 The only problem is, she's not OJs secret love child. Although she does bear a striking resemblance to his daughter. Any non-peasant knows knlows father is none other then Beverly Hills hairstylist Alex Rodan. Yes Kris was bold enough to give her the middle name ALEXANDRIA.




 At one point to prove she wasn't lying Kris offered to take a maternity test. Yes. Read that again. In typical Kris Fashion she has denied this to this day. 



Even OJ denied it but he certainly found it amusing. Robert Kardashian knew the truth as told in his controversial and notorious secret diaries released by his final wife and published in its entirety by “life and style” magazine. Robert being an upstanding man fathered Khloe as if he never knew the truth because it was the right thing to do. Khloe Kardashian did not lose her father today. Get your head out of the sand.

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