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Y2k era Kim wins

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WHEEL OF FORTUNE

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Behind the scenes of the Wheel of Fortune relaunch, tensions are rising, and the latest buzz is that reality star Kim Kardashian could be the next letter turner. According to insiders, the new pairing of Vanna White, 67, and 49-year-old Ryan Seacrest, who is stepping in for the departing Pat Sajak, isn't meshing well. They are reportedly struggling to find their rhythm on the show. Producers are allegedly considering Kim Kardashian as a potential replacement if Vanna decides to leave the show she has been a part of since 1982. "They've put together a list of possible replacements for Vanna, and Kim is at the top," says a source. "Kim is a very close friend of Ryan's and would attract a whole new audience." "Ryan wants to rejuvenate the show with a younger, sexier vibe. He was instrumental in the success of the Kardashian reality show and has a lot of faith in that family," the source continues. Vanna, who was initially optimistic about

Big bird or Bianca inside Kim’s new (sesame street) style

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Kim Kardashian's Fashion Conspiracies by Heidi Lothringer

Pantyhose and Baskets. We’re not doing this, guys.

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Kimberly startled the world again today and she debuted basket woven hair. IS this what she considers "work". as if that wasnt bad enough kendall is wearing some panty hose getup that kim copied from bianca. Things at haus kardashian are a mess.

Kim Kardashian is not a regular mom shes a cool mom who cries in the bathroom

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Kim Kardashian’s Single Mom Struggles: Relatable or Not? by Heidi Lothringer

Kim & Kris: My Fairytale Wedding Nightmare

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A whirlwind romance, a televised vow, Kim and Kris, hearts ablaze, somehow. E! cameras flashing, a spectacle grand, The fairytale wedding, across the land. Lavish embellishments, a guest list so bright, Vows whispered softly, beneath the white light. But whispers turned murmurs, then questions arose, Was love ever present, beneath the show's throes? Seventy-two days, a love that went dim, The fairytale wedding, a fleeting whim. The audience watched, as the dream turned to dust, Left with the echoes, of promises crushed.

The Pain and Beauty of being Kim Kardashian

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As she prepares for her 11th Met Gala appearance, Kim's words to Vogue cameras betray a sense of unease masked by a carnival of confidence. "It's an art form, really," she muses, while struggling to breathe. Kims voice tinged with a hint of insecurity heavily drowned in delusion "I feel so snatched I can't even begin to communicate to you how snatched I feel." She’s evolved into an object that can be conformed into anything at all, and as others gawk in horror she feels satisfaction. Caught in the grip of body dysmorphia, Kim grapples with a distorted self-image that eclipses even the most extravagant couture creations. Her journey through the Met Gala's famous stairs becomes a battleground of contradictions—a quest for validation in a world that measures worth by inches and angles. The infamous cardigan incident serves as a poignant reminder of Kim's internal strife, as she attempts to conceal her perceived flaws behind a veil of fabric.

Twas the night before the gala

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A Decade of Glamour: The Kardashians' Impact on the Met Gala For over ten years, the Kardashian-Jenner clan has been a fixture at the Met Gala, adding their own brand of glitz and glamour to an event already steeped in fashion history. From jaw-dropping ensembles to headline-grabbing moments, let's take a trip down memory lane and revisit the highlights of their Met Gala journey. The Rise of the Kardashians on the Met Gala Scene Since Kimyes 2013 Met Gala debut when she was pregant with North, the Kardashian-Jenner sisters—Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, Kendall, and Kylie—have become synonymous with the Met Gala's extravagant red carpet. Their attendance not only reflects their influence in pop culture but also their evolving relationship with high fashion. It was once said that Kim would never be on the cover of Vogue or on the steps of The Met. Leading the pack is Kim Kardashian, who has cemented her status as a fashion icon with each Met Gala appearance. From her memo

The Kurse

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If you have an interest in the Kardashian dynasty, you've likely encountered the intriguing notion of the "Kardashian Curse." This term has been coined to encapsulate the string of misfortune seemingly trailing those who become entangled with Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian, extending even to their half-siblings, Kendall and Kylie Jenner. While primarily associated with the romantic partners of these women, the curse has also purportedly affected acquaintances of the renowned family. In a 2018 interview with GQ, Kylie Jenner acknowledged the pervasive theory of the "Kardashian Curse." She hinted at the challenges individuals face in navigating the immense fame that the family commands, suggesting that it isn't solely limited to romantic partners but also extends to friends and associates. Despite the abundance of supporters, the family contends with a significant faction of detractors. Over time, the roster of men purportedly ensnared by the curse h

Kim Kardashians response to Taylor Swift was to turn the table so everyone was focused on her again. It worked.

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  Instead of responding to the swifties Kim Kardashian unleashed a bevy of bizarre facts about herself. But I suppose it worked as once again the headlines today are flooded with Kim Kim Kim Today thanks to last nights Jimmy Kimmel episode we learned  If you bought a SKIMS nipple bra, your wearing a bra molded after Kim’s very own boobs once described as being softer then a baby bunny The earth’s temperature is getting hotter and hotter. The sea levels are rising. The ice sheets are shrinking. And I’m not a scientist, but I do believe everyone can use their skills to do their part. That’s why I’m introducing a brand new bra with a built-in nipple, so no matter how hot it is, you’ll always look cold. Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder. And unlike these icebergs, these aren't going anywhere Apparently,  it’s a persons job to remove the Starbucks sleeve off her coffee. The sound is like nails on a chalk board to her. As a former barista at Starbucks I can tell

Taylor Swift is still bothered nearly a decade later

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It's hard to imagine being this bothered but Taylor Swift is still deeply troubled by her arch-enemy ex-wife.  Taylor recently bored the world with her new album “The Tortured Poets Society” and in 2024 she was still so besmirched by Kim Kardashian that she wrote a whole song about a bully. As if that wasn't cringe enough she called it "thanK you aIMee" Taylor is like one of those girls who post non-stop quotes and thirst traps because her boyfriend is bowling with his friends.  But Taylors’army is in full support and Kim lost a 100k+ Instagram followers.  But what even does that mean if it's rumored that 80% of her followers are bots anyhow?  "All that time you were throwin' punches, I was buildin' somethin' / And I can't forgive the way you made me feel."   Lord help  "Screamed, 'F-k you, Aimee' to the night sky, as the blood was gushin' / But I can't forget the way you made me heal"  This all stems back to 201

Throwback Conspiracy: Sex, Lies & Receipts. Travis Loves Kimmy

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Deep Dive in Liar-182 featuring Fib Kardashian. By HEIDI LOTHRINGER January 15, 2024 In the sun-soaked guard gated residential only hills of Calabasas, California where palm trees sway and celebrity secrets hide. The love triangle involving Travis Barker and Kim Kardashian unfolds like a script from Hollywood’s juiciest drama. Strap in as we take a deep dive into the tangled web of deceit, thirst, and fireworks that ignited this scandalous affair that Travis seems to have no recollection of. Travis Barker’s committed to this charade. In a bizarre turn of events, Travis Barker, the rockstar with a penchant for living large, seems to be drumming to the beat of denial. In his 2013 book, “Can I Say: Living Large, Cheating Death and Drums, Drums, Drums,” Barker spilled the beans on a mere three pages, confessing his affection for none other than Kimberly Noel Kardashian, the younger sister of his second wife, Kourtney Mary Kardashian. The book written in 2012 was actu

Kim’s fabricated fling with Odell Beckham has come to a close

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In the ever-spinning carousel of celebrity romances, the saga of Kim Kardashian and Odell Beckham Jr. has come to a screeching halt, leaving gossip columns ablaze with speculation and snark. After what felt like a mere heartbeat in Hollywood time, the duo has parted ways, leaving us to dissect the whirlwind affair that unfolded faster than you can say "reality TV drama." Let's rewind, shall we? Six months ago, amidst the glitz and glam of the Super Bowl, whispers of a clandestine courtship between Kim and Odell began to swirl. Ah, the lengths one will go to avoid the dreaded label of "home wrecker." Because nothing says "stealthy romance" like announcing it during America's favorite sports event, right? Now, let's address the elephant in the room: the age difference. Kim Kardashian, seasoned in the ways of fame and fortune, finds herself almost a dozen years senior to the freshly turned 31-year-old Odell Beckham Jr. But hey, age is just a

Three's Company

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In a throwback to May 2014, let's rewind to the time when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West graced us with their lavish wedding in Florence. The internet broke days later, overwhelmed by the meticulously curated wedding content. Back then, it was clear – Kanye was the maestro orchestrating every detail, from Kim's dress to her social media posts. She happily deferred decisions to him, embracing her role as his "muse" with a simple task: do whatever he wanted and look good doing it. Fast forward ten years, and the dynamics have taken a wild turn. Since filing for divorce in 2021, Kim has showcased her powerhouse persona, steering SKIMS and SKKN BY KIM to global success. Meanwhile, Kanye has burnt bridges with a series of Twitter controversies and found solace in the arms of Australian architect Bianca Censori, whom he's seemingly transformed into a Kim doppelganger. Yet, the rapper's appetite for fulfillment persists. Rumor has it, Kanye wants to have

Is Kim an Eco-Terrorist?

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Kim Kardashian has recently been labeled as an "eco-terrorist" by some individuals due to her excessive use of a private jet. Eco-terrorism is a term used to describe violence or vandalism committed by individuals who are motivated by environmental concerns. These individuals target property or people in order to bring about a change in environmental practices. While Kim is not known for violence or destruction, her frequent use of a private jet is seen as harmful to the environment. Private jets, especially smaller ones with few occupants, are not very fuel efficient and contribute significantly to greenhouse gas emissions. Kim's use of her private jet 30 times in 2024, including 5 times on Superbowl Sunday, has raised concerns about her impact on the environment. In 2023 she took 8 flights that lasted just 15 minutes. Many argue that such excessive use of a private jet is unnecessary, as Kim could easily find alternative means of transportation or reduce her busy sc

Too busy to be a lawyer, damnit Kanye

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A few years ago, everyone from prisoners to Harvard took notice of the hottest new lawyer on the block. Kimberly Noel Kardashian was following in her famous fathers legal footsteps. She was also heavily influenced by then husband Kanye West’s deep interest in social justice for black Americans. Okay so she wasn’t a lawyer lawyer in a legal sense. It was more like legally blonde. She was taken seriously in the courtroom, and actually got a few people freed. She was a lawyer in training which is legal as long as you have a bar certified lawyer by her side. Kim was getting close to the bar exam, which is the ticket needed to practice law in the state of California. After 3 tries she had one chance left to pass the “baby bar” (the exam before the big one) and she passed on her final chance. Viewers of the Kardashians got to see her find out her results in a chain restaurant parking lot, it was one of the few Kardashian Television show moments that felt genuine. Even all of Kim’s hater