Kim Kardashians response to Taylor Swift was to turn the table so everyone was focused on her again. It worked.

 Instead of responding to the swifties Kim Kardashian unleashed a bevy of bizarre facts about herself. But I suppose it worked as once again the headlines today are flooded with Kim Kim Kim

Today thanks to last nights Jimmy Kimmel episode we learned 

• If you bought a SKIMS nipple bra, your wearing a bra molded after Kim’s very own boobs once described as being softer then a baby bunny

The earth’s temperature is getting hotter and hotter. The sea levels are rising. The ice sheets are shrinking. And I’m not a scientist, but I do believe everyone can use their skills to do their part. That’s why I’m introducing a brand new bra with a built-in nipple, so no matter how hot it is, you’ll always look cold. Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder. And unlike these icebergs, these aren't going anywhere

• Apparently,  it’s a persons job to remove the Starbucks sleeve off her coffee. The sound is like nails on a chalk board to her. As a former barista at Starbucks I can tell you this is not uncommon and people just double cup instead, so I’m not sure I believe Kim. 

"And I hate the feeling. Whoever I'm with, I just can't see it being done, or I can't hear it, or I can't feel it. The cardboard getting moved off the cup is like nails on a chalkboard to me."

• She used to walk Madonnas dog with Kourtney and Madonna paid them in jewelry, specifically neon jewelry, I don’t recall a neon Madonna phase but go on. I’d like to know where in the timeline Madonna was their neighbor.  Doesn’t Kim always go on about humble beginnings
• She blow dried jewelry and all metal. Her skin can’t bare cold. This is probably the Starbucks girls actual job.
• We knew her 14th birthday was a Neverland Ranch. But I guess st we’re acting like this is new. 
• She also confirmed that she used to sell workout videos, also not new. But still absolutely hilarious. 

Well, then.