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Grandmother of the Year

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For reasons unknown Kardashian Family Matriarch and grandmother of 13 potential future paychecks announced doesn't spend time with her grandchild, due to the expense. “I often say to myself that I really should be the kind of grandmother that takes my grandchild to dinner, like once a month. Like really get to know your grandchild and see what’s happening in school and all this stuff. And I thought if I did that, that would take half a month, just to go out to dinner with my grandkids .” “And I am like, nope not going to do that. They’re not getting that out of me,” However, she did take out her first grandchild Mason “But we met at dinner because he likes to go have sushi and I was like, ‘Listen if you don’t drink or do drugs until you’re sixteen, and you can prove it — you know it involves testing and all sorts of stuff — I will buy you a car for your sixteenth birthday.'” Perhaps she is unaware that you can spend time with people for free. This certainly doesn

Kim’s fabricated fling with Odell Beckham has come to a close

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In the ever-spinning carousel of celebrity romances, the saga of Kim Kardashian and Odell Beckham Jr. has come to a screeching halt, leaving gossip columns ablaze with speculation and snark. After what felt like a mere heartbeat in Hollywood time, the duo has parted ways, leaving us to dissect the whirlwind affair that unfolded faster than you can say "reality TV drama." Let's rewind, shall we? Six months ago, amidst the glitz and glam of the Super Bowl, whispers of a clandestine courtship between Kim and Odell began to swirl. Ah, the lengths one will go to avoid the dreaded label of "home wrecker." Because nothing says "stealthy romance" like announcing it during America's favorite sports event, right? Now, let's address the elephant in the room: the age difference. Kim Kardashian, seasoned in the ways of fame and fortune, finds herself almost a dozen years senior to the freshly turned 31-year-old Odell Beckham Jr. But hey, age is just a

Lemme get Lit at Target

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Kourtney Kardashian broke the mold for celebrating a brand launch by hosting a brunch bash at a Target store in Westlake, California. This unconventional venue choice reflected her excitement about Lemme, her line of lifestyle vitamin gummies, being sold at Target. Her sisters Khloe and momager Kris Jenner were among those on hand to support Kourtney as she expands the retail availability of Lemme. The celebratory brunch wasn't just about delicious food and spending time with loved ones. It was also a hint at what's to come for Lemme. Kourtney has teased that the brand will be expanding this summer, marking the culmination of three years of hard work and dedication. This exciting news is sure to please fans of Lemme's gummy vitamins, which are designed to support overall health and well-being. Dont worry The Kardashians crew was also at Target filming it all for whats sure to be a silly segment that sends Kim into a tizzy for no reason. https://youtu.be/Y0WaP9tg2Tk?

Three's Company

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In a throwback to May 2014, let's rewind to the time when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West graced us with their lavish wedding in Florence. The internet broke days later, overwhelmed by the meticulously curated wedding content. Back then, it was clear – Kanye was the maestro orchestrating every detail, from Kim's dress to her social media posts. She happily deferred decisions to him, embracing her role as his "muse" with a simple task: do whatever he wanted and look good doing it. Fast forward ten years, and the dynamics have taken a wild turn. Since filing for divorce in 2021, Kim has showcased her powerhouse persona, steering SKIMS and SKKN BY KIM to global success. Meanwhile, Kanye has burnt bridges with a series of Twitter controversies and found solace in the arms of Australian architect Bianca Censori, whom he's seemingly transformed into a Kim doppelganger. Yet, the rapper's appetite for fulfillment persists. Rumor has it, Kanye wants to have

KUWTK2.0: Season Four, oh what a bore. Season Five, will it feel alive?

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By Heidi Lothringer March 20th 2024 The headlines suspiciously are bombarded with headlines about Kylie Jenner ``finally embracing her ‘natural’ looks”. Like she wasn’t considered Queen Hottie a few faces ago. Meanwhile Kim Kardashian and her mysterious finger injury are making headlines for not being a homewrecker despite her allegedly dating Odell Beckham while he was still with his baby mama. This all must mean it’s time for a new season of the Kardashians on Hulu. On international women’s day the unintentionally hilarious teaser for season 5 of their cash grab sequel to E! Iconic landmark series Keeping up with the Kardashians. Season 4 was all the way back in September 2023. Let’s look back, season 4 was a very long Dolce & Gabbana commercial. Kim, mother of two surrogate children, had no qualms with the fashion house that famously mocked “test tube babies”. Kim also wasted no time accusing Kourtney of stealing her “wedding country”. Kourtney went on her every other s

North West aka Miss Westie is naming her debut album "Elementary School Dropout" and parents who should clearly still be in school are outraged.

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"Dont influence my kid to drop out of school" echos many parents on instagram after Kimyes 1st born North West announces her debut album. The album title is a clear reference to her dads debut album "The College Dropout". However droves of clueless parents missed that memo and are labeling the very young rapper Miss Westie as a terrible influence. Miss Westie has performed a few times already with her dad on his current Vultures unofficial promo tour. Never missing a beat these enraged parents are busy critizing Kim and Kanyes parenting for exposing her to a grownup world. North has been seen at many of her dads events, including the illegal Las Vegas rave in February and The Rolling Loud festival in Los Angeles over St, Patricks day weekend. North wasnt the only surprise it was also revealed that Kanyes ex wife Kim and new wife Bianca Censori are friendly, the two were spotted side by side at Kanyes Rolling Loud listening party. Bianca has been spotted with N

Is Kim an Eco-Terrorist?

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Kim Kardashian has recently been labeled as an "eco-terrorist" by some individuals due to her excessive use of a private jet. Eco-terrorism is a term used to describe violence or vandalism committed by individuals who are motivated by environmental concerns. These individuals target property or people in order to bring about a change in environmental practices. While Kim is not known for violence or destruction, her frequent use of a private jet is seen as harmful to the environment. Private jets, especially smaller ones with few occupants, are not very fuel efficient and contribute significantly to greenhouse gas emissions. Kim's use of her private jet 30 times in 2024, including 5 times on Superbowl Sunday, has raised concerns about her impact on the environment. In 2023 she took 8 flights that lasted just 15 minutes. Many argue that such excessive use of a private jet is unnecessary, as Kim could easily find alternative means of transportation or reduce her busy sc

Too busy to be a lawyer, damnit Kanye

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A few years ago, everyone from prisoners to Harvard took notice of the hottest new lawyer on the block. Kimberly Noel Kardashian was following in her famous fathers legal footsteps. She was also heavily influenced by then husband Kanye West’s deep interest in social justice for black Americans. Okay so she wasn’t a lawyer lawyer in a legal sense. It was more like legally blonde. She was taken seriously in the courtroom, and actually got a few people freed. She was a lawyer in training which is legal as long as you have a bar certified lawyer by her side. Kim was getting close to the bar exam, which is the ticket needed to practice law in the state of California. After 3 tries she had one chance left to pass the “baby bar” (the exam before the big one) and she passed on her final chance. Viewers of the Kardashians got to see her find out her results in a chain restaurant parking lot, it was one of the few Kardashian Television show moments that felt genuine. Even all of Kim’s hater